February 2012
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Sometimes the fact that everytime I start to like someone I find out they are at least 1 year, most of the time 2 years, younger than me really creeps me out.
It’d probably be fine if it was the one time crush… but it’s not.
Damnit!
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Sometimes I’m tempted to delete 60% of the people I’m friends with on facebook. But then I think they’ll be mad at me for deleting them so I don’t. But then I realize they probably wouldn’t notice. So then I’m tempted to delete 60% of the people I’m friends with on facebook. But then I think they’ll be mad at me for deleting them so I don’t....
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Watchcatsandtransfats:
Best show ever.
My childhood
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